What A Strange Day!

First, Rumor Mill News has a thread about UFO’s over our nuke missiles. I clicked on it and found it originated with Fox News. No disrespect of Fox, but I didn’t take it seriously. Then I read that there will be a presser today, according to the Daily Mail, in Washington that will “… highlight testimony from retired U.S. Air Force Captain Bruce Fenstermacher, whose security team saw a cigar-shaped UFO hovering above FE Warren nuclear base in Wyoming in 1976.” They want us to be aware that “…UFOs have long monitored and sometimes tampered with our nukes.”

Apology: France’s former Justice Minister Rachida Dati made the unfortunate mistake on national radio

Then there’s this story about Glamorous French politician Rachida Dati who got confused. Apparently, this is not the first time she’s gotten in such a state. “Asked about overseas investment funds profiteering during a period of economic uncertainty, she said: ‘I see some of them looking for returns of 20 or 25 per cent, at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent.’

Can’t you just hear Roseanne Roseannedana say, “What’s all this talk about fellatio growing at 5% to 7% a year? Why I think fellatio is almost non-existent!

“Roseanne, that’s inflation. Inflation is almost non-existent. Inflation, not fellatio. Fellatio since Bill Clinton is growing at 5% to 7%.”

“What? Inflation? Nevermind!”

Tags: UFOs U.S. Air Force Captain Bruce Fenstermacher FE Warren nuclear base Fellatio Inflation Rachida Dati

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