Brad Thor Changes His Mind

Brad Thor Changes His Mind:

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This is not easy news (especially for a #NeverTrump stalwart) to deliver.America, you have cancer. And it’s bad – really bad. It’s aggressive. It has spread throughout most of your body and it’s continuing its march.

How much time do we have left? Less than three months.

Is there a cure? We’re not completely sure, but there are two alternatives:

The first is a decades-old generic, lacking any potency whatsoever. Studies have shown that Drug #1 not only won’t cure the cancer, but that it will actually strengthen it and speed our death. Drug #1 offers no upside whatsoever.

Drug #2 is being offered out of a clinic in Mexico. It claims to be a surefire, can’t lose, 100% guaranteed treatment. The clinic, though, is run by pockmarked, gold-toothed, oily-haired- men in bad suits with absolutely no medical backgrounds. They ogle your wife and daughter incessantly anytime you drop by for more information, and are constantly trying to upsell you into an oceanfront timeshare.

So, which drug should we choose?

Drug #1 will kill us – no question. Drug #2 might kill us, but it also might:

A) Slow the cancer, or even

B) Cure the cancer

It’s a lot to hope for, I know, but hope is all we have left. We have exhausted every other avenue. Make no mistake – I believe one hundred percent in standing on principle. Principle, in this case though, will not cure cancer.

Sadly, that crappy clinic south of the border is starting to look like our only option.

Read more: http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/08/16/brad-thor-finally-abandons-nevertrump-opposes-cancer-hillary-vivid-analogy-worth-wait-379878#ixzz4HbAxcNMW

One Response to “Brad Thor Changes His Mind”

  1. A friend asked who I was voting for. I replied, “I’d cut off my man parts before I voted for Hillary.” He responded, “I’d be willing to do it for you, if I found out you had.”

    Friends.

    Priceless.
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