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Dame la petita
said the lovely seniorita
to the Mexican Chihuahua dog.
"I can't", said she
I'm too hungry to be swell
Yo quiero Taco Bell?
Maria had been out late, trick or treating and as she was chewing gum with braces, on she said:

Maria
"My gum is sticking to my teeth."
In the flavor I love best
I'll be in trouble
with the dentist
More money to be spent
and Mom can't buy me Bubble
If it's going for the rent.
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